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Mystery of the Atlasmen shoot

Don't know if you guys remember this, but I did a shoot with Atlasmen.com back in December. Mike, the photographer, seemed like a really nice, mellow kind of guy. We got up early in the morning and my friend Tim did an awesome shoot first, then I did one and then we did some photos together. Everyone got along great and it was a nice mellow day. I was really looking forward to seeing the results of the shoot.

Months later, I hadn't received even one photo, and I was still trying to get the photographer to respond to my emails. Tim got all of his photos pretty much the next day. Many of my friends had shot with him since then and have gotten their photos quickly as well. And lately, some visiting porn stars have been shooting with Atlasmen and getting their photos as well.

So I'm not sure what happened here. Initially, I waited a few weeks and then send him a nice email thanking him for the shoot and wondering when I would see some of the photos. Then a few weeks later I sent him another email asking if he was OK and reminding him that I still hadn't seen even one photo. (Meanwhile, so many of my friends were shooting with him and seeing their photos right away.) I waited a few weeks more and sent a third email asking him to please respond to my email and again expressing concern for his welfare. This time I got a response that he had been very busy and was sorry for the delay and would get me the photos right away. Another month went by, more friends shot and got their photos immediately... nothing from the photographer.

So I sent one final email expressing disappointment and bewilderment at his not getting me the photos or even caring enough to keep me updated. It told him that I would really appreciate a response and that I would not try to contact him again. I never heard anything from him again.

Luckily, Tim had provided me with a link to his online database right after we shot and I was able to go on and view the low-res files. After the second email I actually went on there and took a screen shot of each photo just so I could have a record of them. It's all that I have of that shoot. Unfortunately, they are all low res and the Atlasmen logo is not on them. I wasn't going to use them but... heck, I spend time and energy on that shoot and I like some of the photos.

Maybe the photographer will read this post and finally respond. I doubt it. I would love to know what really happened though. Maybe he just didn't like me. It happens. Guess I'll never know.

Anyway, here's a bunch of photos from the shoot. Too bad the Atlasmen logo isn't on them so that he could get credit for them. His loss I guess.

Nick Moretti and the Box of Death

I got home from work last night to find the rat playing under the t-shirts in my closet again. This time I was determined to solve the problem. My intention was to chase it out the patio doors into my backyard and away from my house. It didn't quite go that way though.

I managed to chase it from my closet into my bedroom, where it hit under the dresser. I moved the dresser and chased it into the hallway and then into my "family room" (of course I don't have a family so it's really not a family room at all). It took refuge under my couch until I lifted the couch and he ran... in the wrong direction. It started running back towards my bedroom.

So I dropped the couch and stepped quickly toward the rat while swinging my foot at it to try to kick him back towards the patio doors. I guess I kicked a little too hard because the rat screamed. I had hurt him. He was stunned for a second and then started to scurry away again. Instinctively, I took off my shoe and beat it to death.

Ugh. I fucking killed me. I still don't know why I did it. I NEVER kill animals. EVER!!! Since I've been taking the Buddhist classes I don't even kill bugs. When I had a window replaced last year 100's of flies and bugs got into the house. I actually went around catching them and releasing them outside. Now I beat a rat to death. I even had to clean blood off my floor and wall. Damn.

I was so shaken afterward and actually had tears in my eyes. I grabbed my blender, poured in some Mudslide mix, added triple the amount of recommended coconut rum, and tried to drown out the thoughts of what just happened.

When I felt a little calmer I scooped up the dead body and put it in a cardboard box that I found in my garage with the name Debbie written on it. I didn't write the name on it. Don't know why it's there. Maybe the rat's name was Debbie and fate had it's death box waiting for her in my garage. For some reason I felt the need to tape the box shut tightly. Like it was going to come back to life and get revenge on my when I was sleeping. I put the box outside my door for the night and this morning, on my way to the hospital, I kept it on the floor of my truck (which I had actually cleaned yesterday).

I left the dead rat in my truck while I went into hospital to get my pre-op tests. Didn't realize they were going to take so long and I started to think that maybe I would come back to some dead, decaying smell. Thank God I didn't.

Here's a picture of the latest hospital fashion. I wish I could have gotten a shot of the back because the back of that thing didn't close and I don't wear underwear. I hope that view was at least a little better than the front view.

Anyway, my pee was yellow. My blood was red. My heart was beating. And my lungs were pumping. So I guess I'm all ready for my surgery next week.

Unless Debbie the rat comes back to kill me in my sleep before then. I wonder if it's too early in the day to blend up a pitcher of mudslides.

A freakin mess!

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The hand job with a crappy ending

So this is what is getting operated on in 2 weeks. Ugh. It is actually not that bad right now. It swells up a lot worse sometimes.

Friends think they are funny when they say, "You're a righty, at least you can still jack off." I respond with, "Not really, I have to use both hands." It shuts them up pretty quickly.

How did it happen? I was on the phone fighting with my ex about 5 months ago and I smashed a glass with my hand. Stupid... I know. Like the time I put my hand through my ex's windshield after I caught him cheating. Or the time I punched a brick wall. Or... you get the idea. I get angry and I punch things sometimes. NEVER a person. I grew up as an abused child. Knocked around every day. I would NEVER hit a person in anger. Only self defense. And even that as a last resort. Like Tyler Saint in our wrestling match for Naked Kombat (and we know how well that worked out for me. Ugh.). I know it's not a good thing and I go to Buddhist meditation classes to try to stay stress-free. But every once in a while things just suck a little too much and I punch something. I'm human... and I'm working on it.

So I actually knicked a tendon and lost some movement in my middle finger and had massive pain. The surgeon wanted to wait to see how that healed up because the surgery for that would be worse than the actually injury. So we waited and it did get better. I have full motion (you should see me flip someone the bird!) and the pain is gone. I just have this weird "creaky", "jerky" feeling when I bend my finger. Kind of like it's a dried out old rubberband that going to break. It's not bad and I've gotten used to it.

Unfortunately, a pretty large mass has formed in the pad of my hand. Sometimes it swells up really badly. And sometimes it's just a large hard lump. A piece of glass must still be stuck in there (glass won't show up in an xray) and my body is walling it off with scar tissue and trying to fight it I guess. It hurts like heck now.

So the surgeon is going to cut it open and remove the mass and the glass. There is a tendon and nerve right where the lump is so he can't just cut there. He has to cut a fairly large "L" shape, move the tendon and nerve, and then remove what's not supposed to be there. FUN!!!

I'm gonna have to wear a large "Mickey Mouse" glove for a few days since I'll have some major bandages on my hand. That will be HOT!!! With Conner Habib's fetish for bunny heads, maybe the Mickey hand will turn him on too! Recovery time should be 2 or 3 weeks. Unless they find it infected when they open it up. Then he will not close the wound. He'll leave it open and let it close from the inside out. That will take longer.

So I'm trying to schedule any upcoming shoots (like my Bound Gods shoot on May 11th) before the surgery or after the recovery time (like the tentative shoot in Palm Springs with a new BDSM company on the weekend of June 12th). Of course, I won't be able to work out while my hand is healing so my body is going to slip a little. I hope not too much. I'll try to focus on my abs and legs and whatever I still can do. Eh... what can you do?

Anyway, that's what's going on with my hand. Isn't life a lot less complicated and a whole lot prettier when I just post a picture of my hard cock or my butt?

Can you hear the echo from there?

So here it is. The photo that makes me blush. You can practically hear the echo emanating from my chocolate starfish. "HELLO... Hello... hello... Is anybody in there? Unfortunately, there hasn't been anybody in ther for a while. LOL.

Well, hope you guys like. Gotta admit I like the way my back and arms look and I LOVE my calves. Those calves are practically MOOOING!!! I would probably fuck me if I didn't know me.

Actually, while I am typing this I looked at my cock and balls in the photo. OK... that looks fucking hot. Great, now I'm blushing again.

Anyway, I'm glad I posted this today. It takes my mind off of a pretty major thing that is going on in my life right now. I went to the surgeon again yesterday and I need to get surgery on my hand. Pretty major surgery. If you are my friend on Facebook we probably talked about it already and thanks for your concern.

I'll let you guys know more about it when I let it actually sink in a little more. I'm really bummed out and sad about it right now.

At least there's this hot and dirty picture to distract me.

It's hard to be butch at Butterfly World

I needed to take a break from work BIG TIME this weekend so I grabbed Luke and we went to Butterfly World. He's been wanting to go there for a while and it was the perfect day for it.

We had such a nice time playing with the butterflies and the birds. Just what I needed!

Don't worry, I'm not going all sensitive and flowery on you. Tomorrow I promise to post the HOTTEST picture ever taken of me. So DIRTY and HOT that I actually blush a little when I look at it.

Five Questions: Nick Moretti at Unzipped.net!

I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!

Unzipped.net just posted an interview I did with them. Want to find out about the Kinkiest thing I've ever done? Why fucking Nick Piston was SO FUCKING HOT? Why am I addicted to Cheeseburger Lean Pockets? and more?
Then click here to check out BELOWTHEBELT.unzipped.net

A perfect way to start off the work week

Nothing like a well-worn jock strap to get the juices flowing. The one in this awesome photo from the photo shoot I did on Friday night with Brian from bubbaclicks.net was actually sent to me in the mail by someone that I was dating from the other side of the country. Saying it was "well-worn" is a gross understatement. I'm surprised the postal service didn't call in a hazmat team to check out the package that the jock was mailed in when it came through their facility. And you know what... 3 years later and it still has not been washed. In fact, I've worn it many times myself and added to it's funky goodness. It's practically toxic at this point... in a good way!

Daddy got back!

I finally took some time to get the photos from my "Daddy" shoot with Pantheon Productions for the "Brief Encounters" movie, which is actually number one on a couple of the charts! You can see more photos at the bottom of this blogpost.

Considering that I was a top in the film it's amazing that most of the photos were off my butt. Not that I'm complaining... I think it looks pretty good. I'd fuck me! I have to admit I like my non-daddy look better. It's good to have the option to do both for now. Pretty soon I'll be daddy 24/7.

I have my studio shoot with Brian from bubbaclicks.net tonight and then 2 more photo shoots tomorrow (one of them for Bear Party Magazine). That's a lot of photo shoots! I'm gonna take Sunday to myself... the beach or pool, frozen drinks, non-healthy food. I need a day like that.

CLICK HERE to got to the Hot Older Male website and check out "Brief Encounters" and don't forget you can always check out my official website at www.nickmoretti.com.

A good day at the Circus

I guess you guys hated the little video I posted from the Folsom Street Fair. It wasn't the best quality and it probably was a little disturbing. Porn can be like that sometimes.

So here's another shot from my Easter Sunday shoot with Bubba (Brian) from bubbaclicks.net. Hope you guys like this better!

I just got off the phone with Bubba and he said a magazine had liked one of the "Fair" photos and wanted to use it. Probably a local bar magazine. Hey, its exposure and any exposure is good! He wants to do a studio shoot tomorrow night and I am psyched! I want to do some nasty, dirty photos with a bad-ass look and my cock hard. Haven't done any of them for a while. Then I can use those to market myself... again. You have to keep doing that, especially when you live so far from where the porn business is (San Francisco & LA). Out of sight... out of mind. So I gotta stay in sight. Of course I'll share those with you guys when I get them.

Today is starting out to be a pretty good day. A Cheeseburger Lean Pocket on the way to work (see photo), my most annoying co-worker called in sick and my boss and another coworker are only here for half the day. A very good day indeed.

Hope you guys have a great day as well!

Fun at the Fair!

I was going to post some pictures of me and some friends hanging by the pool but then I found this little video that someone took of the live show I did with Van Darkholme at the Folsom Fair this year. If you were there then you probably saw it. I figured as long as I was posting pictures of me at fairs (Like the ones from my Bubbaclicks.net shoot) I would stay with the theme and post this. If you like what you see click here to go to the Bound Gods site where there's plenty more videos with Van and Wolf and I.

Basically it's me naked, bound and hung from the rafters with a rope around my dick that is tied to Wolf Hudson's balls. He's naked, bound and semi-suspended half way across the stage with a rope in his mouth that is tied around my cock. Everytime Van tortures one of us the other jerks forward and yanks the rope, pulling on the cock or balls. This clip has the part where van electroshocks my cock and balls.

Good times.

Bubbabutt

Here is another photo from my Easter Sunday shoot with Brian from Bubbaclicks.net. Hope you like!

I had a very mellow and productive weekend. Tons of house cleaning (not that I got the house back from the damn rats!), a small graduation party, lunch and dinner with friends and a little pool party made for a pretty good weekend. I'll post some photos tomorrow.

Catching Rats & Naming Fish

So first thing this morning this guy was climbing up in my hole and pulling our dead things. Yup... the rat catcher guy came back and pulled two giant dead rats out of my attic. They smelled disgusting already. Ugh. Hopefully that's the end of it. The holes have been sealed, the rats have been caught, and my wallet has been emptied.

And now for the naming of my fish...
First, THANK YOU GUYS for all of the names you suggested. I guess I was looking for the most creative and different name when I started this contest. But it didn't end up like that. I picked a name for a totally different reason. After I gave James from Iowa shit for submitting "Fishy" as a name he responded by telling me that his daughter had named her Beta fish that name. The thought of a little girl proudly naming her brand new fish with a pure and innocent name brought such a warm and tender feeling to my heart. Honesty, what can be better than that feeling?

So I am proudly borrowing that name from James's daughter's fish and giving it to my new Beta. Every time I call him Fishy I will be reminded of that feeling... the love between a child and her pet. You can't beat that.

Thank you James and your daughter for helping me name the new member of my family... Fishy!

Oh... I got another photo from my shoot with Brian from bubbaclicks.net last weekend. It's one from the construction site and let's just say it shows off my other ASSets. I'll post that next if you guys are interested.

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!

It ain't over till the rat birdy sings

I finally broke down and bought a digital camera. I think I was the only person in the world who didn't have one at this point. So this morning, while I was waiting for the "rat guy" to arrive at my house, I tried out the video function. Since everyone has been so worried about Murphy getting eaten by the rats I did a little video showing you that he is safe and happy and singing. It's just a small clip but he can sing and sing and sing without stopping. It's beautiful. And don't let Cynder fool you... she likes it too.

So the rat guy came, filled in all my holes and put some traps in the addict. $470 later I should be on my way to becoming rat free! God I can't wait. I'm so tired of feeling like I'm being held hostage in my house by these damn rats. They eat through everything and have done so much damage. Hopefully this is the end of the line for them.

I'm completely exhausted today. I stayed up WAY too late last night doing my taxes. I actually slept about 3 hours. Ugh. Yes, I know... I waited till the last minute. In my defense I was waiting to get the 1099's from all of the porn companies I worked for this year. They DON'T take out taxes when they pay you. So I am responsible for paying them now. Thank God there are some deductions you can take connected with the "modeling". It kind of all evened itself out in the