Saturday, November 14, 2009

Sleeping with a princess

So I like to make my dog Cynder look pretty sometimes. Hair ribbons, scarfs, some booties, a pearl necklace (No... not that kind!) a little tiara. Does that make me really, really gay?

I don't give a fuck. All I know is that I feel like I'm snuggling with a little princess every night. Even with her loud snoring, farting, poop breath, cataracts, and three remaining teeth. She will always be my little princess. She's about 11 years old now and I appreciate every minute I have left with her.

See... Nick Moretti is NOT surrounded by dead animals!


blacknoon said...

Oh what a little CUTIE!
I understand perfectly about the snoring, poop breath, farting etc. I got two that think THEY own the bed and it's a PRIVALIGE that I get to sleep in it. LOL

OMG, you should hear the howling and whining when I kick them out at night because I got a man over. Thank god they haven't figured out how to turn door knobs -yet. They already know how to get into the kitchen cabinets and once got into the fridge. YIKES!

In the end though, there's nothing like coming home at the end of the day and hear them barking and standing at the door waiting, not caring if I had a bad or good day, whether I'm tired or not, just ecstatic that I'm home and they love me for just the way I am.

And Nick, as for dressing up your dog makes you gay, let's just say I don't know of any straight men who would but girls do it all the time. Regardless, it's just as cute! And I love you just the way you are! And yes, straight men like dressed up dogs too!

Ooo can I put a collar and leash on you and take you for a walk?


Anonymous said...

No, it doesn't make you gay. Who wouldn't dress up a precious little doggie like that??? She is so adorable! I have two "puppies". One is a German Shepherd dog (GSD) and the other is a GSD/malinois mix. I would dress them and paint their toenails too, but my husband thinks it would look weird. I sleep every nite with the mix because she is a pushy bitch and would scratch at my door if I slept with the GSD. She is a great snuggler though and washes my face thoroughly each morning. Do you think that makes me a lesbian? LOL!

Jambrea said...

What a cute princess. :)

Nothing wrong with dressing her up. You're showing her you care. :)

Stan said...

My last dog Cleo died in 1996. I haven't slept in that bed since. It's just not the same without her. No your not too gay. Dogs give us unconditional love and make us feel extroadinary. How many people can you say that about?

Leatherpigboy said...

LMAO sooo cute! Love that you dress her up, but part of me is thinking that you wish it was you that was getting dressed up all pretty like :)

Anonymous said...

she's ugly, but I can still see the appeal, the big brown eyes make you love her. And yes, dressing your dog up in ribbons makes you a total mo'.