Vacation Check List:
• Shorts
• Ginny Tees (White & Black)
• Sneakers
• Leather Harness
• Camera
• Lube (3 oz. max)
• Condoms
• Gum & Breath Mints
• National Guard
• State of Emergency
• Buses for Evacuation
To Do List:
• Call airline and cancel flights to and from New Orleans
• Call hotel and cancel reservations
• Tell boss I won't need the day off tomorrow
• Sulk
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