Birds on poppers!

Loyal readers will remember that I announced that I was going to be a father a few weeks ago. Actually, a pair of my finches had layed an egg and I was patiently awaiting the pitter-patter-flutter of little feet and wings. Well the egg was a dud. Not surprising at all since the birds are young and it was their first attempt at breeding.

So for the past couple of weeks I've been anxiously waiting to see a little "If this nest is a rockin don't come a knockin" sign hanging outside the nest that they pimped out so nicely and to hear sweet birdie love making sounds. But nothing. So I asked around and did some research. How do I get the birds to fuck?

I tried finding some "Birdie Porn", but except for that disturbing "Chicken George" video from England where the skinny, white English dude fucks a chicken (I SWEAR! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!!!) I had no luck. I thought maybe Ravel did a birdie version of Bolero... Birdero? That would certainly put them in the mood. But no luck.

So I said, "What the fuck!" and switched out the water in their water dishes for "Jungle Juice Platinun Poppers". After an initial swoon, the birds started fucking like crazy! Unfortunately, most of them turned out to be bottoms, but I think there were enough tops that rose to the occasion and got the job done.

Of course, I'm kidding. I wouldn't waste my poppers on the birds. That shit is fucking expensive! What I did do was shake things up in their world. I bought a pair of Spice Finches and added them to the mix, moved the nests around and provided lots more nesting material. After two days of pecking, puffing up, and screeching, the birds established a new pecking order and things have taken a very positive turn. The white Zebra finches who previously produced the rotten egg were kicked out of their nest by the two smallest and meekest finches. The white Zebra finches, apparently embarrassed to show their beaks around their old neighborhood, found a nest on the other side of the cage and promptly started to pimp that out.

So if things go right I should have some baby birds in the near future. I hope so. My biological clock is ticking louder and louder every day, you know.

SOME CLARIFICATION...
I wanted to clear up a little confusion that resulted from my previous post.

When I talked about being in the process of getting over someone I had just dated who treated me badly I was NOT talking about my ex. The ex I mention frequently, and who is supposed to fly up to P-town next week for a couple of days, is NOT the abusive one. He's got his quirks, but being abusive is definitely NOT one of them. All together we dated for about 8 years. (If you don't count the 174 break-ups we had during that time. Hey... it's a gay relationship!) He is really a sweet guy and would never hurt a fly.

And as for looking for a meditation class...
I have been meditating regularly on my own and do find that very beneficial and centering. However, I spend a lot of time alone. A LOT. I need to be around people sometimes. And I think it's probably a good idea being around like-minded people. People who are trying to take their lives in a more spiritual, peaceful and productive direction. So that's why I'm trying to find a solid meditation class with a good group of people.

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