Pizza or dick?

The clubs and bars in Ptown all close up at 1:00am here. All the guys just spent the last 4 hours dancing, drinking and God only knows what else and they are horned up and wanting to get laid. Gay men... go figure!

So everyone heads over to Spiritus pizza for a slice of pepperoni pizza in hopes of finding some man pepperoni to end the night off with. (See the video above.) Truth be told, it's kinda like the "Blue Light Special" at K-Mart. Everything is up for grabs REAL CHEAP. At that point it's probably better to stuff your mouth full of pizza, instead of cock, and call it a night. It helps that the Pizza is AWESOME at Spiritus. I grew up in Bensonhurst Brooklyn in New York and Piza is ESSENCIAL there. Even more essencial than cock! The pizza in Fort Lauderdale, where I currently live, sucks. Something about the low altitude or the humidity that makes the dough not rise. Whatever the reason... it sucks.

So if it's a choice between piizza or dick at the end of the night I'm gonna have to think long and hard. If it's long and hard it just might win though.