No cock? NO WAY!

I don't usually go to Chinese restaurants because I'm allergic to MSG. Really. I explode from every orifice in my body. Get the chills and the sweats at the same time. Have excruciating stomach pain and an unbearable headache. My lips crack and bleed and I get fever sores in my mouth for weeks afterwards. NOT PRETTY! (God this post is starting off gross... hang in there though... I promise it will get better.)

I found this on my paper placemat yesterday at a local Chinese restaurant (that does not cook with MSG).

It was a list of all the Chinese signs with descriptions of each one. Mine seemed to fit perfectly. Well... almost.

I've always been very lucky. I'm an artist. I've been told I'm articulate. I'm very affectionate and shy. I am constantly striving to find peace in my life through meditation, or church, or pets. And heck... I'll marry a Sheep or a Boar or any other warm blooded creature at this point as long as they are honest, loyal, and connect with me.

So I was good with it all until I got to the last line...
"Your opposite is the Cock."
WHAT THE FUCK!

I've always had a good relationship with the Cock. Mine or others. Some of my best times have involved the Cock.

I think I'm going to just white out that section of the description and carry on my happy relationship with the Cock. Why fix it if it ain't broke?

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