Saturday, June 6, 2009

How to you say "Dildo" in Creole?

I ended up getting to the Gay Disney hotel much later than I wanted to last night. The Typhoon Lagoon water park party had already been going on for over two hours. But there was no way I was going to miss that!
So I pulled on my bathing suit and some flip flops, hoped in a cab, and got there right when the party was at it's peak. Hot men and boy in shorts and speedos splashing down the slides and grinding on the dance floor. Perfect!
I was going to go to the afterhours party at Arabian Nights but when I got back to my hotel room at 2:00am, and layed on the comfy bed, it was all over for me.
I just came back from having breakfast at the hotel all-you-can-eat buffet and found the cleaning lady servicing my room. I didn't want to go in until she was done so I thought this would be a great time to do a blog update. As I was sitting on the floor outside the room I heard the cleaning woman started laughing and then shouting to another cleaning lady across the hall. They were both laughing hysterically and talking in a mix if Creole and English. At one point I very clearly heard the word "dildo".
Crap! I know I went through my bags and took my clothes out, but did I close them up before I left the room? I prayed hard that the word for "soap" or "towel" in Creole was "dildo". But I feared the worse.
Five minutes later when the cleaning woman left after giving me a very, very big smile, I walked in the room and ran over to by bag. Yup... There it was poking out the side pocket.
I wonder if the word for "pillow" in Creole is "poppers"? I guess I'll find out tomorrow morning.

10 comments:

Pick said...

Ok ... so how big was it? And, was she blushing? LOL

Scott said...

But aren't you a TOP?????????????

I suppose everyone has a need for some latex luvin' sometimes.

Sue said...

Well, if you heard them saying it in English, then maybe they don't know the word either! LOL! Too funny! They must love working gay week at Disney! The stories they could tell would make a great book!

Stan said...

LMFAO! That's too funny Nick. I call mine my boyfriends and husbands.

James said...

Rick,
Never thought you'd blog about a maid & a dildo. Too funny..like Stan said "LMFAO".

What a perk for the maid. She probably waits for gay week each year!!!

James from Iowa

Homer said...

You made me laugh!

Patric said...

Well, Haitians usually just say "dildo" but in a Haitian accent. You could always just point to the dildo and ask them "Kij an you rele sa an Kreyol?" (what do you call that in creole)

Some people say godemiche, but that is if they are being uppity & speaking French.

Nick Moretti said...

Pick...
Not too big. It's about the size of my dick. I bought it cause I wanted to see what I feel like to someone that I'm fucking.

Scott...
I didn't bring it for me. ;-)

Sue...
Half of the workers were having a great time and laughing their asses off. The other half looked like they were praying for our salvation!

Stan...
That makes you a polygamist. Nice!

Homer...
SO GOOD to hear from you! Sorry it had to be a dildo to reconnect us. LOL

Patric...
Thanks for the Creole/French lesson. Godemiche sounds so classy!

Pick said...
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Pick said...

Ok, NOW I'm waiting for the porn titled ...
"Waiting for Godemiche". ;o{)