Gimme back my fucking chest hair!!!

Sorry I haven't posted for a few days but I've been feeling like total crap since the surgery on Thursday.

Everything went very well. Unfortunately, it wasn't the minor repair that I was hoping for. They did repair some damage to the repairs from the last surgery I had done on my shoulder, but there was also some new damage. They put another "anchor" in and sutured everything back in place. I had five metal anchors put in last time. I'm fucked at the airport going through the metal detectors.

They put a needle and some wire into my neck and gave me a pain block before the surgery. That made my entire arm dead. No feeling in it at all from the shoulder down to the fingers. It really helped with the post-op pain. Unfortunately, it doesn't last that long and about 6 hours later I started feeling my fingers. A few hours later I had a little pain. I took some pain killers and went to bed.

At 2:30am I woke up to the most excruciating pain I've ever had. FUCK!!!! Apparently, the pain block, the pain killers, and whatever was still in my system from the anesthesia had all worn off. Again... FUCK!!!!

So I took two more pain killers and waited patiently till I passed out again. Four hours later and I woke up to the same fucking pain.

I've been using this Ice Cooler Water Circulating contraption and it helps a little. It's a water and ice filled cooler with a pump that circulates the cold water through rubber tubes in a wrap around pad and keeps the swelling down and lessens the pain. (You can see the wrap around cooling pad in the first photo.)

The most painful part of this whole experience is that they shaved the whole left side of my chest. This crazy bitch at the hospital came at me with some clippers and completely tore up the skin on my chest and under my arm. I could deal with the bruised skin but MY CHEST HAIR!!!! Please don't take my chest hair!

It really looked fucked up having half a chest of hair and half shaved (kinda like the half man/half woman freak in a freak show) so I had to shave it all off. I FUCKING HATE IT!!!! I want my chest hair back immediately!

So you're probably wondering why I'm nude in my at home post-surgery photos. Actually, if you knew me at all you would KNOW there would be naked photos. But I guess they are here because, first, I'm a freakin porn star and people come to this site to hear porn stories and see dick and ass photos. No porn story today... so here's my dick! Or maybe it's just because I really like taking nude pictures of myself and showing them off. I do like to do that. Or maybe it's the pain killers. Whatever the case, here's another naked photo...

Maybe this could be the look of a new gay, physically challenged super-hero porn star character? What do you think? Kind of like the Terminator meets Stephen Hawking meets Nick Moretti. The MorettiHawkinator? Ugh... I gotta back off on the pain killers.