Monday, June 15, 2009

Double fucked on Craigs List!

I just got home exhausted from a full day at work after traveling and filming for the last 3 days to find an email from a reader tipping me off about a Craig's List posting using my picture. FUCK!
Here it is...
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Muscle Latin Btm DDF 2 take Loads frm Muscle Top Aggressive Verbal Yng - 35 (South beach at a hotel)

Very hot totally athletic built dude, have a fantasy about being a total slut one night, maybe even get double fucked if you have an E for me, real masculine, hot sexy built discreet guy back home, just want to have all bunch of hot muscle or just in shape hot guys under 35 who have nice big dicks or medium cocks cut or uncut, as long as you are verbal and aggressive and you like to pound a nice hot tight hole, to come over and find me naked in bed, maybe blindfolded, then fuck my face, make sure start saving your loads of cum now, then eat my cum filled hole, drink a few beers and piss down my throat and spit in my mouth if you like and spank my ass and call me your fucking whore, then pound me and donations will be appreciated towards the cost of the room, any sort of small or large donations, but it is not neccessary, i have never done this before but it is going to be one fucking hot sex party and you are going to love it... i have two hot guys line up already. later,

* Location: South beach at a hotel
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Damn... I wish I had that much fun in real life!!!!
Does anyone know how to have the fucking listing removed before someone thinks I'm some kind of sex pig or something. LOL

6 comments:

Pick said...

Shit Nick. I don't know whether to laugh or worry. The person who posted that is obviously a top flight "intellectual". Yikes!

Stan said...

I have no idea how to get it removed but it's a dead give away (to me at least) saying "I've never done this before..." that it's a total phony post. Anyone with any sense knows most of these postings are fake. Too bad they used your photo. One of the liabilities of being a porn star I guess.

Tom Gaylord said...

answer the ad and arrange to meet him!

Plain Gay Blogging said...

I would contact Craigs List to take the picture down, there are gonna be alot of disappointed men in South Beach when they see that the poster is not as hot as Nick Moretti, there aren't too many that are

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a fun night.

I've never had a night like that, but sounds like fun. :)

Yeah . . answer the ad. Let us know where and when you are to me. I'll help you kick the shit out of him, then we can do all the stuff he posted and stick him with the hotel room bill.

Just kidding. I'll just keep admiring you from afar. You are the hottest man on the planet, you know.

Kidding aside. Identitfy theft is serious offense. Stay safe.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, just flag it. There's a link in the top corner of the listing page where you can flag it for inappropriate content. It will be down before you know it.