Saturday, March 7, 2009

Getting Piggy Again

I'm "dancing" in the cage at the Ramrod bar tonight if Fort Lauderdale for their monthly Pig Party. Dancing is in parenthesis because anyone who's seen me dance can attest to the fact that it is not one of my strong talents. Nevertheless, a few months I did the cage thing at the Ramrod and made some pretty good money. I hope I do at least half as good as that night. If you're in town stop by and say "Hi" and I'll probably let you cop a feel. I'm good like that! ;-)

See the ad above for more information about tonight's even. If you get out a magnifying glass, you will notice the postage size photo of me at the bottom as opposed to the random, hairless, Hispanic, twink that takes up most of the freaking ad. Sometimes being a porn star is just way too glamorous. Oh... and I added the part at the top of the ad that says, "Special Appearance... Porn Star Nick Moretti in the cage this Saturday". It doesn't actually appear in the real ad. That would have been way to nice a gesture on the bar's part. God, I feel like the Rodney Dangerfield of porn sometimes.

8 comments:

rtmaster4all@yahoo.com said...

Oh Nick you can come and perform in my cage anytime......and I will give you star billing for sure..... hugs......Ned

Stan said...

If I were in town I would have loved to have stopped by and see you dance! Good luck Nick, I hope you do well shakin' that money maker Daddy! LOL!

Sue said...

Hey Nick, don't feel too bad. I walked around Chelsea with Francesco and Damien and nobody even gave them a glance. But that might have been because that is the way New Yorkers are. That is why Hollywood people come here to live - to pretend they are normal and be left alone. So, enjoy the anonymity I guess! But it won't help to bring home the bacon. Sigh. Oh well - hope the night went well as far as $$$.

Homer said...

If I was dancing in the cage I would be featured on the back of the poster...

cub said...

Come on now~~
You do get a lot of respect! :D

Tom Gaylord said...

lol rodney dangerfield..... you gotta get some video of the dancing!

James said...

Hey, it's james from Iowa. I bet you had a great time dancing in a cage. Wish i could have been there to see you & grope you. hell, I'd be happy just to see you. i want to look at your tats up close someday.
PS. When you do sleep or relax?

ultraaman said...

hey sport, caught up with ya for a sec while hanging with my buddy Danny that night. hope you at least had some fun.