Sunday, April 5, 2009

Tastes like garlic... smells like my balls

I just ate an awesome Italian dinner featuring Moretti beer (Ya... it's where I got my porn name), Fried Calamari, and spagetti with garlic and oil and spinach and chicken. And I paid for it with the money I made on the Big Gay Tea Dance this afternoon. The money that was wedged under my nuttsack or in my buttcrack for most of the day. I hope the waitress doesn't smell it. Although, it probably smells a lot like what I ate for dinner!

8 comments:

Tom Gaylord said...

hehe everything mentioned in this post sounds delicious!:)

Stan said...

I've heard of "sing for your supper" but this is a new one! LOL!

Pick said...

I'm figuring you probably made enough to have that Italian dinner in Venice. ;o{)

The Canadian version of the T-cruise dance tip thing would be to get a boot tied to your nuts and dump "Loonies" and "Two-nies" in. (Evil Grin)

The butt crack is reserved for fivers and up!

James said...

IF she was a good waiter, I hope you tipped her well. i have so many friends that wait tables, so i know what it's like. HUG big boy!

wdavi said...

Is Moretti Beer a national brand?

Nick Moretti said...

I didn't make THAT much money! LOL
I love the idea about the boot tied to the balls. Unfortunately this was a VERY tame, outdoors event. I was the only guy who got hard and whipped it out... I was just "descrete" about it. Not my scene really. I prefer a dark, seedy, nasty setting with very little or no limits! ;-)

Oh... Moretti beer is an imported Italian beer. It's not as popular as Peroni... but I love it! Obviously. LOL

Tom said...

I had a refreshing bottle of Moretti with lunch at L'Osteria del Forno in San Francisco on the Sunday of GayVN weekend; for some reason, I'd never had that "DUH!" light bulb moment where I put your nom-de-porn and the beer brand together. And now I shall forever think of your sweaty nutsack when imbibing one.

There are plenty of kinky women out there; perhaps she recognized you and enjoyed your funky-azz bills.

Kristie~ said...

*raises hand* one right here. Oops did I say that out loud? LOL