Sunday, July 12, 2009

McBlowjob

• The price of a Large McDonald's McFlurry with Caramel on the Bottom... $2.69

• Having your date throw up that large McFlurry all over your cock and leg while deep throating you... PRICELESS!

Hope everyone had as much fun as I did this weekend.

14 comments:

Damien said...

Oooooohhhhhhhh m8 - say it wasnt so............. jesus H.....

Patric said...

Okay, this makes 3 bad things that have happened to you (counting the shoulder). At least, now, you can look forward to 3 good things happening to you!

P. S. Eeeeeewwwww!!!

Anonymous said...

Well at least you got a blow job
Nick
xx

Pick said...

Man, do you know how to party! ;o{)

Anonymous said...

Hope your weekend was almost over by that point. Have him make it up to you in a BIG way. (you may have already decided there would not be another date)

Have a GREAT week! (stay away from McDonalds)
Lee :-)

Stan said...

Just the thought of eating anything from McD's makes me want to puke.

wdavi said...

Ok,Ok, I'll admit it. I've been there and done that! :>|

James said...

Rick,
I agree with Stan...anything from McD's is sickening.
James from Iowa

Anonymous said...

just to let you know...

I will always associate you with this incident and no longer will be turned on by the thought of you.

Nick Moretti said...

OK... it actually wasn't that bad. It was just cold McFlurry and nothing else. Not like it was a taco salad or something. We were both hysterical laughing for a good 10 minutes afterwards.

For the record... I do not eat at McDonald's. I haven't had anything from that level of fast food in my body for years and years. I think I would just seize up and die on the spot.

Anonymous...
NOW
you are turned off by me? The pictures of the bloody, oozing wound on my hand, the horrible Frankenstein stitches, or the gross, bloody aftermath of my shoulder surgery didn't already turn you off?
It was just a little ice cream! LOL

Anonymous said...

Of all the foods someone could vomit, this sounds the least disgusting.

Sue said...

So, how cold was it?

Scott said...

I don't eat McFlurries but if you'd ever like to experience a recreation of the moment, this time with Pinkberry, I'd gladly volunteer.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous...
NOW you are turned off by me? The pictures of the bloody, oozing wound on my hand, the horrible Frankenstein stitches, or the gross, bloody aftermath of my shoulder surgery didn't already turn you off?
It was just a little ice cream! LOL"

Good point.

The stitches and band aids are not gross to me.

Puke on cock, yes. Also, dookie on dick is another thing that I don't want to know about. Kind of turns me off. I've never sexually fantasized about puke or shit... so the association is not very appealing to me.