I didn't get a Christmas tree this year cause it was just me again and it kinda sucks decorating it alone. But this morning I was walking Cynder and I found this awesome Christmas tree by the curb in the trash. It was perfect! Still nice and fresh and not dried up. I looked around to see if anyone was watching... and I snuck the fucker up the stairs and into my apartment. Christmas decorations are all 1/2 price so it was only $7.50 for a shitload of ornaments. It's perfectly cool because the Italians celebrate the Feast of the Epiphany (to celebrate when the 3 Kings brought gifts to the baby Jesus) on January 6th anyway so I'll still get a little mileage out of the abandoned tree. So that's what I'm doing tonight... decorating my Christmas Tree!
7 years ago
