You can blow Nick Moretti... ask me for details!

So... I've ended up on Craigs List again. Well, actually NOT me... again.

I don't know whether to be disgusted or flattered. I'm thinking that since I'm home alone with my right hand tonight I should be disgusted. Really people... why don't you just ask me? I'll take a good blow job! You don't need a cheap imitation. Jeez.

Click here to see the actual listing. And please feel free to send me an email if you want to blow me. Thanks!

More Pumpkin Butt...

Just wanted to let everyone know I added a new photo and a video to the post about the Butt Painting Contest below if they wanted to check it out.

My LA Adventure - Day 4

Let me wrap up my trip to Los Angeles and then get on to my AWESOME week in San Francisco.

Day 4 in LA started with trip to the Gold's Gym where I worked out like an animal. I was shooting the next day and had to look my best. A week later and I think I'm still sore from that workout. I was psyched to see "Ben", Michael's HOT boyfriend from Queer as Folk working out there. Tim told me Debra Messing from Will and Grace was there as well, but he didn't tell me till after we left so I didn't get the chance to stalk her... ummm... I mean see her.

Later that night we went back to Weho and ate at another great restaurant. I can't believe how great every meal we ate during this trip was. After dinner we walked over to The Abbey and had a couple of dirty martinis. Then we stumbled over to Eleven where we switched back to Margaritas. When we walked in we ran into a friend of Tim's named Pete who I also know from BigMuscle. It was great to finally meet Pete in person and he is as sweet as his is cute. He was hanging with a couple of ladies and I really hit it off with one of them. If I get back to LA anytime soon I will definitely look her up!

We were a little tipsy at this point (imagine that) and having a grand ole time. I looked over to one of the other guys that was hanging out in our little group and thought to myself, "Hey, don't I know that guy?" So, of course, I leaned into him, pointed my finger directly in his face, and said, "Hey, why do I know you?" Drunk people can be very articulate and tactful sometimes.

Tim leans over and whispers in my ear, "He's the guy who played Long Duk Dong in the movie Sixteen Candles." I thought to myself, "Oh my God! I totally fucking love him!" Only I guess I wasn't thinking it to myself I was actually screaming it as I gave him a big hug. Drunk people can be very friendly sometimes too.

He turned out to be totally cool and friendly. We talked for a while and I asked if I could take a picture with him. He said, "Of course!" and leaned in and gave me a big hug. Before we left I asked him if it was OK to post the photo of us on my blog and he said, "Yes, no problem." Then as I was walking away I decided to turn back and add, "Ummm... just so you know, I'm a Gay BDSM Porn Star and my blog is all about that. Is that cool with you?" He said it was very cool with him. AWESOME!

Of course most people would be happy with the whole encounter and walk away content. Not me. What do I do? I proceed to whip out my iPhone and show him naked pictures of me tied up, with a big ole hardon, at the Folsom Fair. It's really amazing that I'm still allowed to go out in public without a chaperone to run interference when the editing device in my head is malfunctioning. Which happens a lot. Well, I guess I should at least be thankful that I didn't show Rita Moreno pictures of my dick when I met her a few weeks back.

It's The Not So Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!

I'm in between flights on my way home from San Francisco and have a minute to post so I wanted to share my experience at The Eagle bar yesterday.

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence were holding a pumpkin butt painting contest to raise money for charity. (When aren't those dirty angels raising money for charity?) Sister Roma was hosting it and they asked me to participate. Hey, it was for a good cause and you know I will take any opportunity I can get to be naked in public. (I'm classy like that.)

So I downed a couple of beers and jumped up on stage. They picked the winning raffle tickets, called the winners up on stage, and handed them some paint and a brush. I have to admit that having your ass painted feels pretty fucking good! I highly recommend trying it if the opportunity ever presents itself.

There was a really pretty girl with an awesome body and a beautiful, smooth, smooth, perky, little ass being painted on my left, and a big, hot boy with a big, HOT ass to my right. I wanted to drop to my knees, spread his ample cheeks, and finish painting his butthole with my tongue. Of course his pumpkin butt won. There was no way it could not.

What an awesome time! Sometimes you just have to just hold back your fear, jump right up on that stage, and pull your pants down. You only live once!

(I'm the second from the left in the picture above,sandwiched between the cute chick and the HOT guy.)

THANKS to Doug from Unnatural Devotions for pointing me towards the Lavender Lounge video of the event and THANKS to Lavender Lounge for the photo... which I "borrowed" from their site.

Sunday, Bloody Mary Sunday

My first Bloody Mary on my last day in San Francisco. Tomorrow is a full day of flying. I'll update you guys on my awesome trip with lots of photos and stories when I get back home to Fort Lauderdale. Sorry for the delay but I've been a busy little beaver.

Slutty Porn Party Faux Pas

3 porn stars in 1 bathroom stall... the handle brakes off. You fill in the blanks. And make it HOT!!!

The "Queens are Wild" Charity Party at Mezzanine last night was AWESOME!

Michael Brandon, Antonio Biaggi, Jeremy Bilding, Race Cooper, Derrick Hansonm Marcus Iron, Tristan Jaxx, Turk Mason, Bo Matthews, Dak Ramsey, Damian Rios, Tristan Phoenix... oh, and me. Can you guess which 3 were in the bathroom stall and what they were doing?

Hell, I'm not saying. I will say I have a great memento of the occasion. (See photo above.) Ya, life is good!

Busy as FUCK in San Francisco

Sorry I haven't updated in a couple of days but I have been BUSY AS FUCK!!!

I'll post about the rest of my Los Angeles trip (and the surprising star I ran into), my Bound Gods shoot, hanging with some old friends and porn stars and all kinds of photos and stories.

For now, I wanted to share the surprise I got when I walked into a porn video store in the Castro. Bullwhipped was #2 on their charts! I went into a couple of more stores and it was indeed doing very well in San Francisco. AWESOME!!!

Check back tomorrow for more.

My LA Adventure - Day 3

Day 3 started out with Brunch at Basix again (I guess Tim really loves that place) and then a ride around town. I've never really seen any of the tourist spots. Tim wouldn't actually stop anywhere but I was able to take a couple of photos from the car.
Grauman's Chinese Theatre is located along the historic Hollywood Walk of Fame. I could see some of the stars on the sidewalk as we sped by.

Everywhere you look there are HUGE signs advertising movies, TV shows, iPods, and even Manhunt!


Tim said the house on the top of that hill used to be owned by Sylvester Stallone. Nice!

After the drive we went to The Faultline Bar. I've never been to any bars outside of Weho and I was excited to go, especially because I heard they have big video screen showing porn films.

It was great to run into Ken Knox. Even though we keep in touch on Facebook sometimes, I was out of the loop on what he had been up to since he left Unzipped. I know I've read posts that he's been on the set of some shoots lately. Turns out he's been hard at work learning some new skills and polishing up on some old ones. It's not a hard call to say that we will be seeing some of his films out there in the not so far future. I wonder if they are going to be porn or mainstream? Either way, I'm looking forward to seeing them.


Turns out Zac Spears bartends there and I was psyched to see him again. We met whle we were shooting Blue Movie and hung out a little bit at the wrap party. He is a BIG TEDDY BEAR! Is there anyone who doesn't love that man?


Tim looked over at the wall across from where Zac was bartending and said, "Holy shit... that's me!" And it was him. An artist had done a portrait of him and there it was hanging on the wall. The artist's name is Curry Mendes and you can check out his work on his website: www.currymendes.com.

After taking a couple of photos with some fans, downing a couple of beers and a shot of Jagermeister (THANKS ZAK!) we headed back to Weho for a birthday party at Here Lounge.


I ran into a bunch of my friends there including Peter Axel and his boyfriend Greg. Hadn't seen them in quite a while and it was good to reconnect.

After a couple of tequila and 7-Ups we went to meet a couple of friends for dinner at this awesome Mexican restaurant called Marix Tex Mex Cafe. A pitcher of Margaritas later and we were ready for dessert at a very popular frozen yogurt shop.


I've known Greg for a long time from meeting him on cruises and at parties, but I never got to spend any real time with him and his partner. What great guys! Even if Greg is a "Dirty" boy.

Tim was tired so we headed back to the house. I was NOT tired so I talked to my friend Jason who picked me up and took us back to Weho for another margarita.


I met Jason on an Atlantis cruise a couple of years back and have hung out with him at Folsom for the past two years. He is cute and fun and rumor has it that he has a BIG dick.

My LA Adventure - Day 2

Day 2 of my trip started out with brunch at Basix with Tim's friend David. Then I walked around Weho a bit and hit the gym.

Later we headed back to Weho and ate an awesome meal at this restaurant called Skewers. We decided to break from our usual margaritas and tried some Blueberry Martinis. They rocked!


We switched back over to tequila and proceeded to get a little tipsy. OK... a LOT tipsy.


My friend Jamie and his friend Robert met us out at a bar named Here but we didn't really like it very much so we all went over to Mickey's. Where we proceeded to drink more tequila.

Robert Van Damme met us there and we all hung out and had fun until they actually ripped the drinks from our hands at exactly 2:00am. A little rude if you ask me! (Not that any of us really needed even another sip.) We all walked a couple of doors away and ate some pizza with the rest of the guys from the nearby bars who were feeling no pain.

I'm really glad I got to meet Robert and I hope to get the chance to work with him next time he films in Fort Lauderdale.

God... are there any pictures where I don't have a drink in my hand?

My LA Adventure - Day 1

My first day in Los Angeles was awesome! After I landed Tim met me at my terminal and we went and rented a car. We got to Tim's friend David's house and I was taken aback by how amazingly beautiful it is. We're staying in the pool house in the back and it is just this perfect little reatreat.




I was starving after flying all day, so after we dropped our bags off we went to this restaurant called Basix for some lunch and Margaritas (of course). The temperature reached 94 degrees during the day... even hotter than it gets in Florida!

Later, we met friends Tamara and Tom out for dinner at Hugo's and then drinks at Eleven. I had hung out with both of them before at parties but never spend any "real" time with them. It was great to learn more about the. Tamara and I Sci-Fi bonded and talked about Spiritual things and T-ball Tom told us about his impressive travels. I hope we get to hang again before I leave for San Francisco on Tuesday.

Tom and I in front of Hugo's Restaurant. Tom (AKA: T-ball) is an awesome photographer and has a new blog called Behind The Tball.


Tim and Tamara after dinner in front of Hugo's Restaurant. Tamara runs the blog Guilty Pleasured and is loved by many porn stars... including me.

Today we had lunch and then headed to the gym where I was lucky enough to run into my friend Tyler Saint and his husband (Yes, they are really married). It was awesome to see him as always and great to finally meet his husband.

I'm going to hop into the shower after finishing this post and get ready for dinner and a night out with Robert Van Damme. Although I've been at award ceremonies and parties with Robert, I've never actually met him. I'm really excited and happy to finally be getting that opportunity. I'll tell you guys about it in my next post.

Nick Moretti... Freak

One of my favorite websites picked up my recent blog post and featured it today. Of course it was the one about the dead birds. Last time they featured a post that got Francesco D'Macho really pissed off at me. The time before that it was about me beating a rat to death with my shoe. And before that it was about me being featured in a Craiglist ad asking to be bareback gang-banged in some sleazy, Miami Beach hotel.

So basically, everyone who reads The Sword thinks I'm a big ole freak. Oh well... I guess any publicity is good publicity. I guess.

Click here if you want to read what they posted.

What's going on with me...

At the last minute I decided to change my travel plans for my San Francisco/Bound Gods shoot next week and I am flying to Los Angeles at the crack of dawn! My best friend Tim Kelly asked me to hang with him for the weekend and then head to San Fran for my shoot on Tuesday. How could I say no? Especially when flights between Los Angeles and San Francisco are on $39!

I'm actually really excited about it because the few times I have been to LA I've stayed in Weho and I really didn't like it at all. I went to two bars (The Abbey and Here) and had a really boring time. I am a very friendly guy and no one talked to me at all. Everyone hung out in these little, self-contained groups. When I finally felt bad enough, I walked back to my hotel and stripped to shower. When I reached into my pants I found a few random pieces of paper... with names and phone numbers on them! Guys had sneaked their numbers into my pants without even talking to me. Would I actually call someone who did that?

That was the only night I went out there. All the other nights I would spend a couple of hours at this little Mexican restaurant that had an awesome Happy Hour (of course no one would talk to me there either, but it was outside and the food was good and the margaritas were cheap) and then head to the 7-11 to pick up some munchies and head back to my hotel for the night.

This time I'm going to get to see a lot more of LA thanks to my experienced friends and I'm really, really looking forward to it!

The photo at the top of this post was taken by my good friend and awesome photographer SylvesterQ.

Deadbeat parents... dead babies

I think my finches are completely retarded when it comes to having babies and keeping them alive.

The same pair of Zebra Finches that layed bogus eggs a while back finally layed some more eggs right before I went away for Folsom. I was psyched and couldn't wait to get home to see if there would be little baby finches waiting for me.

When I got home I found two little, live, baby birds in the nest. AWESOME!!!

Not so awesome.

Seems the parents got tired of taking care of them and moved out of the nest into another one completely abandoning them. Ugh.

I searched the internet for what I should do and, basically, there was nothing. It is almost impossible to hand feed baby finches without accidentally killing them.

So I spent the next few days talking to the parent finches and trying to pursuade them to go feed their little babies. I guess I'm no St. Francis of Assissi because the deadbeat birds paid no attention. The babies got weaker and weaker, and the first one died. The next day the second one died. (It's the one in the photo above.) It's sad, but it's natural. You can't be mad at them for not being able to take care of their babies yet. They are young and learning.

I ripped apart the nest and left the materials on the floor and the neglectful parents started to rummage through them and use the pieces to build a new nest at their new homesite. Maybe third time's a charm.

God am I cheap!

I know I'm unemployed and trying to make money where I can but I just want to dispel the rumor that I am hocking my wares on ebay!

Someone was kind enough to tip me off that there is copy of the Bear Party Magazine with yours truly on the cover for sale on Ebay. So, of course, I signed on to the site and found that it was going for 49¢. 49¢? Damn that could put a dent in a guy's confidence!

I just checked back before making this post and it is actually up to $3.25 (plus $2.04 for shipping). Actually, that's not bad considering it's a FREE magazine. HERE is a link to the ebay auction if you are interested in checking it out.

This has started me thinking again about maybe selling my own stuff on my website. Like autographed posters and photos, well-used jock straps (that phrase ALWAYS gives me a stiffy), body fluids (OK... I know I crossed the line with that one!). I think it's time to do some research on the subject while I have the time. It could bring in a couple of extra bucks to help me over this rough patch and some fan with a couple of bucks could be heading to bed with one of my well-used jocks covering their face. (There goes that stiffy again!)

Just another day at the Slaughterhouse

Here are some photos from my recent Bound Gods shoot. Thought you guys might be interested.


Colton Steele was sick so couldn't make the shoot. But it turned out to be a good thing because I got two hot boys to work over... I mean work with instead!


The new guy, Christian, had never really done and BDSM work before. Looks kind of nervous doesn't he?


DJ is a BDSM pro! This boy could take everything I could throw at him and still want more. Be still my beating heart.


We filmed on the brand new "Slaughterhouse" set. Creepy as fuck! And I play a new character... the head of the meat packing plant. Again, creepy as fuck!


Gotta have a cage to keep the meat... I mean boys in while I'm busy with work.


Director, Van Darkholme, picking out which torture tools we will be using for the day.


The new guy is a really big guy and it was an effort to get him tied up and hung. Fun though!


What would a Slaughterhouse be without a meat freezer. Want to guess what my new "fresh meat" had to do before I would let them out of the icy prison?


Van gets on his knees to show the guys what kind of action he's looking for. I guess there are worst jobs you could have.

I think the viewers are really going to like this new Bound Gods video. First, because I've been away for a while and I was so psyched to be back in action again. I think that's really going to come through. Second, the boys are HOT as hell, have awesome bodies and big cocks, and we really interacted well. Finally, the new set and storyline are sick as fuck! It should press all the right buttons deep down in everyone's dirty little mind. It even starts out with something I haven't seen before in a video that pays homage to the movie "The Davinci Code." You're gonna have to wait till it comes out and see it for yourself though because I'm not telling.

FINALLY... Photos from my Folsom Trip

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